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"And thanks to Christina McMullen, who has taught me that common sense and intelligence need not have any correlation whatsoever."
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"Some victories are merely defeat wearing the wrong clothing."
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"It is not true that the English invented cricket as a way of making all other human endeavors look interesting and lively, that was merely an unintended side effect."
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"I hope you're not proposing to enslave us,' said Twoflower.Marchesa looked genuinely shocked. 'Certainly not! Whatever could have given you that idea? Your lives in Krull will be rich, full and comfortable-''Oh, good,' said Rincewind.'-just not very long."
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"If you see this guy drowning, do not stop him, it might be Peter trying to walk on water reaching Christ."
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"Look innocent. Have hope. "Okay. "And remember "What? "Even O.J. Simpson was acquitted."
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"Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but tequila makes it so she doesn't give a shit if she's fond of you are not."
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"I always think it's funny when Indians celebrate Thanksgiving. I mean, sure, the Indians and Pilgrims were best friends during the first Thanksgiving, but a few years later, the Pilgrims were shooting Indians.So I'm never quite sure why we eat turkey like everybody else."
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"Ha, ' I said. 'Oh, ha - ha. Yeah, 'cause they love me. You see how many vampires are up here? Zero, right?'One, ' said Eric, stepping out of the stairwell."
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"If warm air rises, Heaven could be hotter than Hell."
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"You're right, my problems are the biggest problems ever," George said. "No, honestly, it's horrible to be me. I'm rich, talented, and I make girls cry.""How do you make girls cry, exactly?"George turned to her. His blue eyes widened. His lovely face took on a forlorn, deeply troubled expression. He leaned forward, and, in a theatrical whisper, said, "My past is tragic. I wouldn't want to burden you with it. It's a pain I must suffer alone. In the rain. In silence."
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"Lust and love. They both put a fire in your damn shorts."
Desire
"Sometimes it's nice to have a man around the house. But a dog will clean the dishes."
Companionship
"Maybe money can't buy happiness, but it can get you a nice little villa in Tuscany, and that's close enough for me."
Money
"Life's funny. Sometimes it's your oyster, and sometimes you're it's bitch-slapped man-whore."
Life
"Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but tequila makes it so she doesn't give a shit if she's fond of you are not."
Irony
"It's not as if I don't like men, I just have more respect for my washing machine."
Independence
"There are 2 kinds of people in the world. Those who enjoy a nice salami and those who have no souls."
Humor
"It is far better to know the painful truth than to live with a kindly falsehood."
Honesty
"If they really wanted us to resist temptation, they shouldn't a made it so damn tempting."
Temptation
"In my experience, "what the hell" is generally the most interesting decision."
Risk
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