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"Merry hearts are vulnerable to death, don't be over-joyed to the state of oblivion, lest the enemy poison your meal."
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"Announcing the intended arrival of some people is kind of like issuing a hurricane warning."

"The 'Smart' radio frequency (RF) utility meter program is a known biologically harmful system that has been implemented by evil people."

"Learn to look up now and then, just in case a piano is falling from overhead."

"Before you take that first curious, coerced, spiteful, or vengeful step forward, remember this: it's a thousand times easier to slip into a muddy pit than it is to climb out of one."

"If the storm underestimates your power, nothing happens to him; but if you underestimate the power of the storm, you sink!"

"Watch the fools! Watch them carefully! Learn their paths so that you can learn how to avoid them!"

"Be on guard. The road widens, and many of the detours are seductive."

"He that handles a nettle tenderly is soonest stung."
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"Thinking about the bed leaves you horny, but thinking beyond the bed gives you honor, freedom and wisdom."

"If you are aware of the kind of hunger, regrets and frustrations that follows rumpy pumpy, you would stir clear from hanky panky."

"You can do the right thing that seems wrong to others, or the wrong thing that seems right, and its actually puerile to await recommendation when what you are about to do doesn't concerns anyone."

"Some people in orthodox churches in Africa take poverty as a path that leads to heaven, making christianity look unattractive."

"Don't wait for people to dress your bed for you, do it yourself and you'll be glad to sleep and feel relaxed."

"If you can be heartless as the first man who visited the space, then there will be nothing impossibe for you to achieve."

"Stage fright is very common and could be overcomed through step by step processes, but stuttering is a fright that takes time to conquer."

"The technique of tredding the success path is making a single step, and if you are kinda afraid to throw the second leg, hire divinity to pull you along."

"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."

"Creativity expands the mind, stretches it beyond ordinary human comprehension, resulting in the mind being elastic and capable of transcending and discerning complex ideas."
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