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"The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq."
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"After all, we paid great prices because of the virtual partitioning of Iraq."
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"We have defeated Saddam Hussein and Iraq. The good news is Iraq is ours, and the bad news is Iraq is ours."
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"The kind of Iraq that emerges from all of this is ultimately out of our hands."
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"Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President Bush said, 'Please, I used to pull the same trick. There'd be an intervention, I'd make a big show of pouring out the liquor and then there was a case under the floorboards.'"
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"The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up."
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"Well, I've been to Iraq twice now. I was in Baghdad in June and then north of Baghdad in November."
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"We are not going to abandon Iraq."
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"I think the disarmament of Iraq is inevitable."
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"Iraq's elite Republican Guard is doing so badly they're changing their name to the Democratic Guard."
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"Politics is just show business for ugly people."
Business
"Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!"
Men
"You're not famous until my mother has heard of you."
Mother
"You know what they should call this war - Son of Bush vs. Son of a Bitch."
War
"More coming out about Saddam Hussein. We now know he takes Viagra and he has as many as six mistresses. No wonder Congress is reluctant to take action against this guy - he's one of their own."
Action
"The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most."
People
"The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up."
Iraq
"I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good. Maybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder."
Work
"Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of LA in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers."
People
"The Washington Bullets are changing their name. They don't want their team to be associated with crime. From now on, they'll just be known as the Bullets."
Crime
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