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"Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It's like, instead of blood, your heart pumps liquid suck! But thanks for the beer!"
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Personal Development
"CHARTERIS [unfolding his arms in terror] No, please. Dont. As a philosopher, it's my business to tell other people the truth; but it's not their business to tell it to me. I dont like it: it hurts."
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Personal Development
"How was I supposed to know 'lucked out' means 'I got screwed over' in Australian?"
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Personal Development
"I believe the phrase you're looking for is 'too much money and not enough things to spend it on."
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Personal Development
"Where did you find that one?''I have no idea. I'm a magnet for crazies, I guess.''They must be able to sense a kindred spirit.''Your one to talk. Don't you have more hordes of the undead to lead in a glorious revolution?''Zombies not undead. There's a fine distinction. And no. Right now I'm scouting new talent. The glorious revolution comes tomorrow."
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Personal Development
"He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice."
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Personal Development
"When the first book out my sister-in-law read it and we were chatting at 5 o'clock in the afternoon and she said, "Oh my God, chapter six, sex and a murder," and her five year old wandered into the kitchen and said, "Sixty hamburgers?"
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Personal Development
"I wasn't sure what was worse: being oblivious or living within reality. (Eric)"
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Personal Development
"Negative humor is forgotten immediately. It's the stuff that makes us feel better about our lives that lives long. Much more satisfying. Enter children's books."
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"If not for me being stoned and clinging to a taco, it would have been terribly romantic."
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"I don't think anybody can teach anybody anything. I think that you learn it, but the young writer that is as I say demon-driven and wants to learn and has got to write, he don't know why, he will learn from almost any source that he finds. He will learn from older people who are not writers, he will learn from writers, but he learns it -- you can't teach it."
Creativity
"Though children can accept adults as adults, adults can never accept children as anything but adults too."
Society
"Freedom comes with the decision: it does not wait for the act."
Freedom
"When it's a matter of not-do, I reckon a man can trust himself for advice. But when it comes to a matter of doing, I reckon a fellow had better listen to all the advice he can get."
Wisdom
"It's always the idle habits you acquire which you will regret. Father said that. That Christ was not crucified: he was worn away by a minute clicking of little wheels. That had no sister."
Regret
"You don't love because: you love despite; not for the virtues, but despite the faults."
Love
"Maybe times are never strange to women: it is just one continuous monotonous thing full of the repeated follies of their menfolks."
Society
"Women know more about words than men ever will. And they know how little they can ever possibly mean."
Society
"We must be free not because we claim freedom, but because we practice it."
Freedom
"Listen: it's got to be all honeymoon, always. Either heaven, or hell: no comfortable safe peaceful purgatory between for you and me to wait in until good behavior or forbearance or shame or repentance overtakes us."
Love
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