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"I have a spiritual advisor I call up, when I just feel lost. Lately, I've been talking to God. I developed this dialogue in rehab, this dialogue with God, and every day I talk to God."
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"The confidence in another man's virtue is no light evidence of a man's own, and God willingly favors such a confidence."

"I think it pisses God off if you walk by the color purple in a field somewhere and don't notice it."
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"Is man one of God's blunders? Or is God one of man's blunders?"

"A singer starts by having his instrument as a gift from God... When you have been given something in a moment of grace, it is sacrilegious to be greedy."

"Reagan was all about America, and you talked about it. Obama is, 'We are above that now. We're not just parochial, we're not just chauvinistic, we're not just provincial. We stand for something.' I mean, in a way, Obama's standing above the country, above - above the world. He's sort of God. He's going to bring all different sides together."

"God didn't make a mistake when He made you. You need to see yourself as God sees you."
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"There are atheists and Christians, and there are people in both groups who are a little too heavy-handed."

"Straight people say, 'You know you're just gay,' and gay people say, 'You know you're just gay.' There is such a thing as bisexual!"

"I definitely know that I play the part, however big or small, in the deaths of at least two people, Chris Farley and Phil Hartmann."

"Before I was known, I would go on stage and pretend I was other people. Once I pretended I was mentally handicapped. It was really wrong. One time I was a bad magician. And one time I pretended I was a Christian comic."
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