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"I have a spiritual advisor I call up, when I just feel lost. Lately, I've been talking to God. I developed this dialogue in rehab, this dialogue with God, and every day I talk to God."
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"I gave in, and admitted that God was God."
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"There are two kinds of people: those who say to God, "Thy will be done," and those to whom God says, "All right, then, have it your way.""
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"Without the Mind, there is no God. Without you, there is no God."
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"God was satisfied with his own work, and that is fatal."
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"To know God better is only to realize how impossible it is that we should ever know him at all. I know not which is more childish to deny him, or define him."
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"I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability."
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"An omnipotent God is the only being with no reason to lie."
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"God has given us two hands, one to receive with and the other to give with."
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"God appoints our graces to be nurses to other men's weaknesses."
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"God's angels often protect his servants from potential enemies."
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"My parents just neglected me, I wasn't abused or anything."
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"I have a spiritual advisor I call up, when I just feel lost. Lately, I've been talking to God. I developed this dialogue in rehab, this dialogue with God, and every day I talk to God."
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"You cannot be this successful without having God on your side."
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"Guilt is a weird thing to me. I don't have a lot of it."
Guilt
"I believed in God my whole life."
Life
"I had no blood relatives till I made some."
Blood
"Before I was known, I would go on stage and pretend I was other people. Once I pretended I was mentally handicapped. It was really wrong. One time I was a bad magician. And one time I pretended I was a Christian comic."
Time
"I definitely know that I play the part, however big or small, in the deaths of at least two people, Chris Farley and Phil Hartmann."
People
"When I was a kid, I was afraid of other kids."
Kids
"Straight people say, 'You know you're just gay,' and gay people say, 'You know you're just gay.' There is such a thing as bisexual!"
People
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