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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."

"Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one."

"This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has a poster of him in their room so, why not join the club!"

"I found out a long time ago that if I didn't have a good story for a song, I could just make one up! Now it seems over half the stories in my show are made up. The funny thing is, those seem to be the ones that resonate the most with the audiences."
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"I like drama. I love being in a drama where I get to be the funny guy. That's what I really love the most."

"Yeah, that came out of a reading. It was great. It's such a fun crew to be with, and we all went out the night before and that really encouraged us to go out and get drunk."

"I was familiar with that and 'Rio Bravo.' 'Rio Bravo' was what John Carpenter did, that brilliant move of taking a western and turning it into an urban flick. And from there you got, you know, all the cop genre movies of the time."

"He wanted to be a lawyer, couldn't afford it, so he started dealing to go to college - good intention."
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