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"Be nice to your children. After all, they are going to choose your nursing home."
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"Don't give up on yourself, your dreams and your family."
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"It is wonderful to live together as brothers and sisters."
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"Children observe everything with caution."
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"Children are holy angels."
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"Children are sacred beings."
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"Blessed your mum, who carried you in a womb for nine months."
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"Children are the most fearless souls on earth."
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"Children can see the beatitudes in nature."
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"Fatherhood is sacred."
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"Family is a fortress."
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"If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?"
Gender
"When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."
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"Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time."
Time
"I don't feel that I'm explaining the world or teaching people anything. And I'm not trying to be a mirror, showing them what's really going on the world. All I'm trying to do is think of stuff that's funny, just like when I'm kidding around with my friends."
Comedy
"I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room."
Comedy
"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time."
Time
"When I was in school the teachers told me practice makes perfect, then they told me nobody's perfect so I stopped practicing."
Logic
"I intend to live forever. So far, so good."
Optimism
"I like to talk about lint and coasters, the expansion of the universe and maybe McDonald's. I'm completely turned off by the idea of politics."
Knowledge
"I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out."
Walking
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