"Why it's simply impassible!Alice: Why, don't you mean impossible? Nothing's impossible!"

Humor, Possibility, Perspective, Language, Logic

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"Why it's simply impassible!Alice: Why, don't you mean impossible? Nothing's impossible!"

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