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"It's hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old."
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"You can always tell an old soldier by the inside of his holsters and cartridge boxes. The young ones carry pistols and cartridges; the old ones, grub."
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"We owned a bearded collie for many years. Sophie. She was old, and she died last year."

"You must not pity me because my sixtieth year finds me still astonished. To be astonished is one of the surest ways of not growing old too quickly."

"I long to be in the Field again, doing my part to keep the old flag up, with all its stars."

"To be honest, I look at my Pinball program and feel that it is old stuff. I could do much better."
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"If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old."
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"Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip."

"I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don't want to give two or three more hours away."

"My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family."

"Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling."

"I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument."
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