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"The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any."
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"To make dollars from cents you have to have sense."
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"A drunkard would not give money to sober people. He said they would only eat it, and buy clothes and send their children to school with it."
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"Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth."
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"The price we have to pay for money is sometimes liberty."
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"Nothing induces me to read a novel except when I have to make money by writing about it. I detest them."
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"To understand someone, find out how he spends his money."
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"Egoism and Money [Goddess of wealth; Lakshmi] are very much at odds [have great enmity]. There should be just enough egoism to accomplish one's work. Beyond that, any expanded egoism and money have great enmity. Money (Lakshmi) stays away from it."
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"Money cannot buy you love. But it sure can buy you things that some people will love you for having."
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"When a fellow says, "It ain't the money but the principle of the thing," it's the money."
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"If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them."
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"The rule is not to talk about money with people who have much more or much less than you."
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"The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any."
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"Have you ever taken something out of the clothes hamper because it had become, relatively, the cleanest thing?"
Cleanliness
"From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it."
Christian
"Americans, indeed, often seem to be so overwhelmed by their children that they'll do anything for them except stay married to the co-producer."
Parenting
"Outside every thin woman is a fat man trying to get in."
Man
"The disease is painless; it's the cure that hurts."
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"Why do born-again people so often make you wish they'd never been born the first time?"
Time
"I am firm. You are obstinate. He is a pig-headed fool."
Fool
"No nice men are good at getting taxis."
Man
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