"I will not be misquoted!"

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"Our will is always for our own good, but we do not always see what that is."

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"Perhaps it is true that all that happens is in accordance with Your will, and thus it is good. But sometimes You leave blood on Your instruments."

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"We shall all die, and our lives will be irrelevant then."

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"If you take no risks, you will suffer no defeats. But if you take no risks, you win no victories."

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"Put three Zionists in a room and they will form four political parties."

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"I think she will have to improve her volleys."

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"I became a Catholic against my will."

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"I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase."

Writing

"I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error or something that I've never even thought about, and they're right."

Thought

"I'm particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone."

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"I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy."

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"I was probably just trying to be Dennis Miller, but without the vocabulary to actually be Dennis Miller. I guess I was just less interesting than I am now, if I am interesting at all."

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"I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians."

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"Only lately, like within the last few years, have I had people actually do an impression of me to me, which weirds me out to think of what they have picked up on, without ever realizing it myself."

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"And the goal really is to make the audience laugh, to bring them some joy."

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"I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport."

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"People in New York love having roof parties."

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