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"I'm not a slave to anything anymore. And I never will be again."
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Personal Development
"Cigarettes, I won't do cigarettes, nicotine will kill ya."
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Personal Development
"If we can really understand the problem, the answer will come out of it, because the answer is not separate from the problem."
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Personal Development
"George W. Bush will have to come to the UN and admit that he was wrong."
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"I will not be misquoted!"
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Personal Development
"Who will observe the observers?"
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"Our forces will not be on the sidelines."
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"Show me a good loser and I will show you a loser."
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"A pitcher will never be a big winner until he hates hitters."
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"Over the next four years, I will continue to listen to different views and accept different suggestions."
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"I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase."
Writing
"I will not be misquoted!"
Will
"I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error or something that I've never even thought about, and they're right."
Thought
"I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things."
Funny
"There seems to be more comedy for comedy's sake."
Comedy
"I'm particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone."
Dream
"I thought they may have presumed too much knowledge of certain things for people who are not comedians. Like Montreal. A comic understands what it is and its importance, but someone else may not know about it."
Thought
"I don't feel I'm even worthy of a normal amount of value."
Values
"I mean, I guess I started during the comedy boom, so it was literally like, on Sunday you could decide you wanted to be a comic, and on Monday, you could be on stage."
Comedy
"I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy."
Comedy
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