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"Well, when you come down to it, I don't see that a reporter could do much to a president, do you?"

"There's never a dearth of reasons to shoot at the President."

"One of your tasks is to separate the "personal" from the "substantive." The two can become confused, especially if someone rubs the President wrong."

"Some 43 percent of voters in union households voted for President Bush in 2004, according to exit poll data."

"When George Washington was elected president, there was no national vote."

"Anytime the president visits Nebraska its good for Nebraska."

"Look for what's missing. Many advisors can tell a President how to improve what's proposed or what's gone amiss. Few are able to see what isn't there."

"The most important aspect of the relationship between the president and the secretary of state is that they both understand who is president."
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"You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education."

"I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods."

"I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family."

"Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls and ain't one of them got a stitch of clothes on."

"Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip."

"Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it."

"I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don't want to give two or three more hours away."

"If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'"
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