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"I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together."
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"A President's hardest task is not to do what is right, but to know what is right."
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"This President is going to lead us out of this recovery."
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"When asked for your views, by the press or others, remember that what they really want to know is the President's views."
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"I believe we will elect a new President in 2012."
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"A master of improvised speech and improvised policies."
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"I'm glad Reagan is president. Of course, I'm a professional comedian."
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"The President had every reason to believe that the text presented to him was sound... These 16 words should never have been included in the text written for the president."
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"At least she's the president of something, which is more than I can say."
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"It's pretty hard to say no when a vice president-elect and a president-elect ask you to be part of the national team."
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"When George Washington was elected president, there was no national vote."
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"I turned down a movie this summer because it was nine weeks in Vancouver and my oldest daughter is 14. I've got four more summers with her. I'm not giving away nine weeks of her summer to go do a silly movie."
Daughter
"You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education."
Education
"I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods."
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"I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument."
Family
"I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points."
People
"You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand."
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"I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together."
President
"The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house."
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"There's no down time any more."
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"My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this."
Father
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