"I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods."

Day, End, Golf, Play

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"Let us develop the resources of our land, call forth its powers, build up its institutions, promote all its great interests, and see whether we also, in our day and generation, may not perform something worthy to be remembered."

W. Somerset Maugham, British Playwright

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"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."

Will Rogers, American Actor

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"Better one's House be too little one day than too big all the Year after."

Thomas Fuller, English Clergyman

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"So foul and fair a day I have not seen."

William Shakespeare, English Dramatist

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"It was between the ages of 14 and 20 and I started off not eating at all, maybe an apple a day."

Torrie Wilson, American Celebrity

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"It's not what you do once in a while, it's what you do day in and day out that makes the difference."

Jenny Craig, Australian Celebrity

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"Don't look forward to the day you stop suffering, because when it comes you'll know you're dead."

Tennessee Williams, American Dramatist

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"I shall omit former particulars, and begin with informing the Reader, that, in 1792, I was strangely visited, by day and night, concerning what was coming upon the whole earth."

Joanna Southcott, English Celebrity

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"We want to shut down the day laborer site. This day laborer site undermines and violates federal immigration law, and it can't go forward."

Tom Fitton, American Activist

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"At the end of the day, the numbers that we're hearing are not going to be totally correct or not correct at all."

Eugene Levy, Canadian Actor

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"I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument."

Family, God, Argument, First

"If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck."

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"I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points."

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"Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it."

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"Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip."

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"I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together."

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"You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more."

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"There's no down time any more."

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"Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling."

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"Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist."

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