"I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods."

Day, End, Golf, Play

42

Create Your Own Wallpaper

Standard

Customized

"I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods."

Exlpore more Day quotes

"It is a Modern day, and these times need Modern solutions to Modern problems."

Corin Nemec, American Actor

Day, Problems

"I only eat one meal a day. Lunch, not dinner."

Robert Goulet, American Musician

Day,

"The narrative impulse is always with us; we couldn't imagine ourselves through a day without it."

Robert Coover, American Author

Day,

"I can be pretty nasty. Not 'mean' nasty, but nasty by your parents' standards. But not by my parents' standards, because my parents were nasty for their day."

Bridget Fonda, American Actress

Day, Parents, Pretty

"You just have to stoke that furnace throughout the day."

Marilu Henner, American Actress

Day,

"As a student in London, I had seen so many shows, so many plays and had seen so many greats of the day."

David Naughton, American Actor

Day, London

"And who knows? Somewhere out there in this audience may even be someone who will one day follow my footsteps, and preside over the White House as the president's spouse. I wish him well!"

Barbara Bush, American First Lady

Day, Footsteps, May, President

"I think everybody's got different methods of working which suit the particular individual. Mine is to sort of play the part, and give 100%, to concentrate and focus on it while I'm actually working, but then leave it behind until the next day."

Sean Bean, English Actor

Day, Focus, Play

"I deal with this spiritual issue every day - either shooting or processing or sorting or discussing or having conversations - I'm in constant contact with it."

Leonard Nimoy, American Actor

Day, Spiritual

"Once your kids get older and get out of the house, it's not like it stops. They're on the phone with me every day; I'm intimately involved in their problems."

Rosanne Cash, American Musician

Day, Kids, Problems

Explore more quotes by Jeff Foxworthy

"My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this."

Father

"Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist."

People

"Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling."

People

"If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck."

Change

"For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors."

Family

"You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand."

Goal

"If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck."

Home

"Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work."

Life

"People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not interested. I'm very happy doing standup and writing and taking my kids to school."

People

"It's hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old."

Old