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"Prayer: the key of the day and the lock of the night."
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"When I stop working the rest of the day is posthumous. I'm only really alive when I'm writing."
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"There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators."
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"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man."
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"So foul and fair a day I have not seen."
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"In designing hardware to be used every day, it was important to keep both the human aspects and the machine in mind. What looks good also often feels good."
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"Never be afraid to stand with the minority when the minority is right, for the minority which is right will one day be the majority."
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"Although it was in primitive times and differently called the Lord's day or Sunday, yet it was never denominated the Sabbath; a name constantly appropriate to Saturday, or the Seventh day both by sacred and ecclesiastical writers."
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"So, once I get writing I really try and put five to eight hours a day in my room with a guitar to really try and come up with stuff that feels interesting enough to me to keep it."
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"I don't think you ever think that you have made it but I did take a look at myself one day and think back to when I was a little girl and it was nice to know that I had at least made it this far."
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"Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip."
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"Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist."
People
"Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately."
Wife
"Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?"
People
"The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house."
Job
"People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not interested. I'm very happy doing standup and writing and taking my kids to school."
People
"You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand."
Goal
"My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family."
Family
"You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it."
Values
"You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more."
Moon
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