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"We're the guys who, if someone says you really shouldn't do an episode making fun of Scientologists, we say, 'Whatever.' Someone says, 'They might come try to burn your house down,' we say, 'We'll just get another one.'"
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"If the universe is anything, it should be fun."
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"It's fun leading this offense. I don't think we've hit our peak."
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"It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son."
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"No one ever thought Clint Eastwood was funny, but he was."
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"I beg. I call. I badger. I cajole. Part of the secret is everyone has fun and that's really motivating."
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"The imaginary world has always been the most fun place for me to be."
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"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - the sinners are much more fun."
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"The funny thing is, strangers still seem to feel comfortable coming up to me and saying things, but now usually it's because they recognize me, and they say nice things."
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"Part of me wanted something bloody and really fun."
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"Do you know anything that in all its innocence is more humiliating than the funny pages of a Sunday newspaper in America?"
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"Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable."
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"I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff."
Time


"It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them in a room together. I love anything with Cartman and Butters at the same time, it's great."
Love


"Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike."
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"It's not like we have a formula, but I think one of the reasons this show has survived is that it has a big heart at its center. Other cartoon shows have people crap on each other and make racist jokes. But I don't think people tune in for that. I just don't think a show lasts for 10 years without a heart."
People


"I would let my kids watch this stuff way before I'd let them watch something like 'Full House' that I think would make them stupid."
Kids


"My favorite musical? I don't. It changes all the time. I'm just a diehard, I'm totally old school, like I'll sit and watch, if they are re-doing Oklahoma in New York, I will be the first one there."
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"It was exactly the same on the South Park movie really too. There's lots of violence in that too, but it always came down to anything sexual... They don't care about anything else."
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"You know, and it really doesn't have a lot to do with the movie. That's the trick to doing a good musical is that, if you take that music number out, there's less to the movie there. You would miss it."
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"Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb?"
Family
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