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Trouble Quotes


"Nobody can be exactly me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it."


"Had Roosevelt been caught, we would have been in a lot of trouble. It would have been very embarrassing."


"I have trouble with seafood because it tastes like a dock."


"The trouble with the dictionary is that you have to know how a word is spelled before you can look it up to see how it is spelled."


"That's the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that lays the golden egg."


"Most of us have trouble juggling. The woman who says she doesn't is someone whom I admire but have never met."


"Entrepreneurship is the last refuge of the trouble making individual."


"The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it's too late."


"I'm trying to get hold of them... the trouble is a lot of the companies that recorded and produced the albums went bust, so I don't know where to get the masters."


"The trouble with censors is that they worry if a girl has cleavage. They ought to worry if she hasn't any."


"The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds the other fellow of a dull one."


"Any gifted child can potentially get in real trouble because of the way they are handled."


"I always prefer to believe the best of everybody, it saves so much trouble."


"The trouble with the sacred Individual is that he has no significance, except as he can acquire it from others, from the social whole."


"So is the savage buffalo, especially delighting in dark places, where he can wallow in the mud and slake his thirst without much trouble; and here also we find the wild pig."


"I think authors can get into trouble viewing the subject matter as their turf."


"Hey, would you look at that shit?"I turned on my heel. The patrons who'd fled at the first hint of trouble had come back and were enjoying the spectacle."Clear out!" I barked.They paid me no mind. Asshole innocent bystanders."


"The trouble with young writers is that they are all in their sixties."
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