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Trouble Quotes


"The trouble with censors is that they worry if a girl has cleavage. They ought to worry if she hasn't any."


"I'm trying to get hold of them... the trouble is a lot of the companies that recorded and produced the albums went bust, so I don't know where to get the masters."


"That's the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that lays the golden egg."


"Nobody can be exactly me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it."


"This is the mark of a really admirable man: steadfastness in the face of trouble."


"I have no trouble with the twelve inches between my elbow and my palm. It's the seven inches between my ears that's bent."


"The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds the other fellow of a dull one."


"The trouble with the sacred Individual is that he has no significance, except as he can acquire it from others, from the social whole."



"When it was over, it was not really over, and that was the trouble."


"I think authors can get into trouble viewing the subject matter as their turf."


"I used to have trouble in front of an audience. I felt uncomfortable."


"Most of us have trouble juggling. The woman who says she doesn't is someone whom I admire but have never met."


"The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock."


"I always prefer to believe the best of everybody, it saves so much trouble."


"So is the savage buffalo, especially delighting in dark places, where he can wallow in the mud and slake his thirst without much trouble; and here also we find the wild pig."


"I have trouble with seafood because it tastes like a dock."


"Hey, would you look at that shit?"I turned on my heel. The patrons who'd fled at the first hint of trouble had come back and were enjoying the spectacle."Clear out!" I barked.They paid me no mind. Asshole innocent bystanders."


"The trouble with young writers is that they are all in their sixties."
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