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"I used to have trouble in front of an audience. I felt uncomfortable."
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"The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock."
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"Light troubles speak; the weighty are struck dumb."
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"I have trouble writing if I can't picture how things are going to look."
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"Let what is irksome become habitual, no more will it trouble you."
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"When you have a good script you're almost in more trouble than when you have a terrible script."
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"When trouble ends even troubles please."
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"I have trouble with seafood because it tastes like a dock."
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"It's amazing how much trouble you can get in when you don't have anything else to do."
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"The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it's too late."
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"One thing I learned about riding is to look for trouble before it happens."
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"But I don't work out. I pay people to do that for me."
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"The only good thing about going to the fights is you can go into the green room and you can see some of your old friends that you haven't seen in a long time."
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"You have to remember, I didn't want this life."
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"There's nobody in show business that I dislike so I wouldn't want to get in there to hurt anybody."
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"I used to have trouble in front of an audience. I felt uncomfortable."
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"Hey, I've been doing what I do for a long time, my friend."
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"Why stop now when I'm just getting the hang of it?"
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"If people like what I do, fine. If they don't, fine."
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"I can tell jokes. I can talk to the audience. I can relax. I can change my songs whenever I want. I can change the tempos. I can change the mood, because I'm in charge."
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"You open the show with a bang, then don't come back on for 45 minutes."
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