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People Quotes


"I just feel tired now if people are shocked. If it's not for you, just don't bloody watch it."



"People may say that what I do is very clever, but it's not really at all. It's not Swift."



"I was not someone who participated in other people's castles."


"The people of Australia would be staggered to learn that Australia has no national development plan."


"Most people die before they are fully born. Creativeness means to be born before one dies."


"People blame their environment. There is only one person to blame - and only one - themselves."


"People give me things at shows-the Robot from Japan. What I would treasure the most is a little doll of the general from the movie-and if they don't make it, I'll make my own and bring it to shows and sign it."


"Look, I'm not a perfect person. I have my warts. I sometimes say things that get me in trouble. I wear suits that are cheap. But I say what I think and I believe what I say, and I'm willing to say things that are not popular but ordinary people know are right."



"I don't like telling people where I stand on this, although I'm surprised anybody wonders. I suppose if I say I'm pro-choice, if I make that clear, it let's the audience off the hook, then they can sort of relax. Okay, it's alright he's pro-choice then I can enjoy this."


"USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population."


"There are so many people who have died of cycling, and that didn't happen when I was racing."


"I want people to look at a checkerboard and think of me!"



"Some people might say I need to learn how to relax."


"People like Arvo Part would not have been taken seriously 20 years ago."



"Fortunately, the Canadian people in all their habits, are essentially a temperate people."


"It's pretty clear that over the last three months the economy has paused. And it's also pretty clear the American people are still demanding and asking the question, 'Where are the jobs?' And the reason we don't have new jobs is because of the job-killing agenda pursued by President Obama and his allies in the Congress."



"I try to be the fixer of situations and I gravitate to people who are institutional misfits."


"They don't have the news media set up in Africa that we do in the United States, where televisions are so accessible and newspapers and magazines are able to educate people."


"Ye have brought this man unto me, as one that perverteth the people; and behold, I, having examined him before you, have found no fault in this man touching those things whereof ye accuse him."


"If information ends up in the wrong hands, the lives of people very often are immediately at risk."



"I think the most difficult thing had been scaling the infrastructure. Trying to support the response we had received from our users and the number of people that were interested in using the software."


"I like to connect to people in the virtual world, exchanging thoughts and ideas, when in the physical world we might never have the opportunity to cross paths."


"I was scared, because I knew that in the political arena, you have to satisfy so many different types of people at once, and I wasn't sure that I could speak for everybody and be politically correct."


"I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons I can joke about it is people are shedding those racial hatreds."



"You just keep feeding hogwash to people, and pretty soon they'll eat it."


"It is no secret that our tax code is drastically outdated and burdensome to all Americans. Fortunately, more and more people are aware daily of the inequities that arise from things such as the estate tax, and it has come to the forefront of Congress' agenda."



"I have no use for people who throw their weight around as celebrities, or for those who fawn over you just because you are famous."


"Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist."
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