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God Quotes


"That is the exciting thing: I don't know what God has given me for tomorrow."


"I think they called me the closest thing to a God of the Internet."


"God is not glorified in any transaction upon earth so much as in the conversion of a sinner."


"Let it be henceforth proclaimed to the world that man's conscience was created free; that he is no longer accountable to his fellow man for his religious opinions, being responsible therefore only to his God."


"Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people."


"You give us the pitching some of these clubs have and no one could touch us, but God has a way of not arranging that, because it's not as much fun."


"No man ever did, nor ever shall, truly go forth to convert the nations, nor to prophesy in the present state of witnesses against Antichrist, but by the gracious inspiration and instigation of the Holy Spirit of God."


"If God had meant Harvard professors to appear in People magazine, She wouldn't have invented The New York Review of Books."


"Every few thousand years some shepard inhales smoke from a burning bush and has a vision or eats moldy rye bread in a cave and sees God."


"I'm most proud of the blessings that God has bestowed upon me, in my life. He's given me the vision to truly see that you can fall down, but you can still get back up. Hopefully I'll learn from my mistakes and have the opportunity to strengthen and improve the next thing I do."


"What's taken God 200 years to create was wiped out in a couple of days by what was apparently an arsonist, And it just shows you what a sick world we live in nowadays."


"After I set out to refute Christianity intellectually and couldn't, I came to the conclusion the Bible was true and Jesus Christ was God's Son."


"The wish to pray is a prayer in itself. God can ask no more than that of us."


"To pass from estrangement from God to be a son of God is the basic fact of conversion. That altered relationship with God gives you an altered relationship with yourself, with your brother man, with nature, with the universe."


"I think in church you're raised like God is God and you are here."


"It is very remarkable, that in the book of life, we find some almost of all kinds of occupations, who notwithstanding served God in their respective generations, and shone as so many lights in the world."


"To place oneself in the position of God is painful: being God is equivalent to being tortured. For being God means that one is in harmony with all that is, including the worst. The existence of the worst evils is unimaginable unless God willed them."


"Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye."


"The voice of God, if you must know, is Aretha Franklin's."
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