Wendy Liebman Quotes

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Wendy Liebman is an American comedian known for her observational humor and witty one-liners. She has appeared on various television shows and in comedy specials, showcasing her talent for making audiences laugh. Liebman's unique style and ability to find humor in everyday situations have made her a respected figure in the comedy community. She continues to perform stand-up and connect with audiences through her clever and relatable comedy.

"My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money."

"My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money."

Money, Mother, Divorce

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"People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them... Well, it's killing me!"

"People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them... Well, it's killing me!"

People, Killing, Smoking

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"I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog."

"I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog."

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"My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father."

"My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father."

Mom, Father, Thought, Voice

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"Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you."

"Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you."

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