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"My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father."

Wendy Liebman, American Comedian

Mom, Father, Thought, Voice

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"My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father."

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"My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father."

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