"Mr. Janet Reno? I think Mr. Janet Reno... I think he's one of the best hunting dogs in the world."

"Do you want to feel good, or do you want to do good?"

"I am Classic Rock Revisited. I revisit it every waking moment of my life because it has the spirit and the attitude and the fire and the middle finger. I am Rosa Parks with a Gibson guitar."

"There are hundreds of millions of gun owners in this country, and not one of them will have an accident today. The only misuse of guns comes in environments where there are drugs, alcohol, bad parents, and undisciplined children. Period."

"I have busted more hippies' noses than all the narcs in the free world."

"War is good when good survives and evil is crushed. If you don't crush evil then evil will get you."

"The war is coming to the streets of America and if you are not keeping and bearing and practicing with your arms then you will be helpless and you will be the victim of evil."

"My idea of fast food is a mallard."

"Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be 54 this year and if I had any more energy I'd scare you."

"I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness."

"I still tour like a man possessed, because I am."

"I really have the American dream licked."

"Mankind: A quality of life upgrade is available to each and every one of you. It should give you a quality of life upgrade, which means no drugs, no alcohol, no fast food - unless, of course, it's a mallard."

"If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese."