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"Dogs and philosophers do the greatest good and get the fewest rewards."
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"I get in my golf cart with my dogs, I have five dogs."
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"You read a script and its based on 'Reservoir Dogs' and 'Pulp Fiction', and it goes right in the bin."
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"You cannot teach old dogs new tricks."
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"Leaders in Africa are so corrupt that we are certain if we put dogs in uniforms and put guns on their shoulders, we'd be hard put to distinguish them."
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"Sometimes you have to understand that you push ahead, there's going to be a lot of flak, there's going to be a lot of dogs barking, but the wagon train moves ahead."
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"The only weights I lift are my dogs."
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"When I slept it was literally in the midst of an arsenal. If I heard dogs bark more fiercely than usual, or the feet of horses in a greater volume of sound than usual, I stood to arms."
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"One of my dogs is in the movie Beethoven's 2nd."
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"There are two things that won't last long in this world, and that's dogs chasing cars and pros putting for pars."
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"Do you want to feel good, or do you want to do good?"
Want
"I have busted more hippies' noses than all the narcs in the free world."
Hippies
"I really have the American dream licked."
Dream
"War is good when good survives and evil is crushed. If you don't crush evil then evil will get you."
War
"Mr. Janet Reno? I think Mr. Janet Reno... I think he's one of the best hunting dogs in the world."
Dogs
"My idea of fast food is a mallard."
Food
"There are hundreds of millions of gun owners in this country, and not one of them will have an accident today. The only misuse of guns comes in environments where there are drugs, alcohol, bad parents, and undisciplined children. Period."
Accident
"If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese."
Geese
"I am Classic Rock Revisited. I revisit it every waking moment of my life because it has the spirit and the attitude and the fire and the middle finger. I am Rosa Parks with a Gibson guitar."
Life
"I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness."
Happiness
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