"Although we will both die, and life is utterly meaningless, my time is vastly more important than yours."

"Thanksgiving is nothing but a toast to genocide."

"There is only one dream I can guarantee... my death."

"I know all human beings will be successful. How do I know? They all die."

"What is the value of your existence?"

"I don't mourn the dead. I mourn the living."

"God doesn't go to jail for the pound of weed you got caught going over the Laredo with - even though he apparently has the knowledge, power, and care to prevent it - you go to jail. God passes go and the courts collect two hundred dollars."

"Death is the welcome cessation of idiocy."

"I'd rather be dead than dying."

"Treat Death as it treats us: with utter indifference."