"The funny thing about television is that once you start to do it you never get time to watch it."

"It doesn't matter how successful you are in this business, it's tough to get through the next door."

"This is our lance. See, you're making me laugh about this now, because there have been a few jokes on the set about what they actually look like. But, see, I personally think they'd be a great toy. So... just batteries aren't included."