"Even a fool knows you can't touch the stars, but it won't keep the wise from trying."

"Is now the time to legalize prostitution?"

"The biggest challenge in New Orleans has been to find workers who can climb a ladder after lunch."

"I'll give it a shot. But I don't know that a year from now I'm going to be here. Nobody does."

"We treated all of the dead with dignity."

"There's this perception sometimes around here that I'm this Hollywood guy."

"I'm not Hollywood. I'm a Quarter Rat. I belong here."

"I'm certainly no victim in this. I don't want to come off as a sad sack; I pissed a lot of people off."