"You don't know who you messing with man, I slap people for fun. That's what I do man! You wanna play rough, huh, I kill for fun!"

"You loan your friend money. You see them again, they don't say nothin' 'bout the money. 'Hi, how ya doin'? How's ya mama doing?' Man, how's my money doin'?"

"It takes intelligence to make real comedy, and it takes a reality base to create all that little stuff I like to do that makes you giggle inside."

"I wanted to cut down on the profanity, because I think I'm funnier without sayin' a lot of cuss words."