"New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human."

"Most of my contemporaries at school entered the World of Business, the logical destiny of bores."

"My parents were very pleased that I was in the army. The fact that I hated it somehow pleased them even more."

"Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary."

"To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with one's mother."