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Barry Humphries

"My parents were very pleased that I was in the army. The fact that I hated it somehow pleased them even more."

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"My parents were very pleased that I was in the army. The fact that I hated it somehow pleased them even more."

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"The Army was my bread and butter."

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"Tis not seasonable to call a man traitor, that has an army at his heels."

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"Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle that was being advertised on eBay the other day - the description was, 'Never shot. Dropped once."

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"We'll free every slave in every town and region. Can anybody get a bigger army than that?"

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"Never try to take a fortified hill, especially if the Army on top is bigger than you are."

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"They're not shooting me for deserting the United Stated Army - thousands of guys have done that. They're shooting me for bread I stole when I was 12 years old."

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"We're in danger of breaking our army and preventing our national leaders from having the flexibility to confront not just Iraq and Afghanistan, but crises around the globe."

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"All through the night, like the tumult of a river when it races between the cliffs of a canyon, in my sleep I could hear the steady roar of the passing army."

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"We have, therefore, directed the Irish Army authorities to have field hospitals established in County Donegal adjacent to Derry and at other points along the Border where they may be necessary."

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"When you have a foreign invasion - in this case by the Indonesian army - writers, intellectuals, newspapers and magazines are the first targets of repression."

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