"I always loved comedy but I didn't start formally until I was in college."

"I played Liddy Dole last year and met her as well. From the artful way she phrased it, I still don't know if she had actually seen me play her. She made it sound like it was good, but that's just a gift they have."

"Be tenacious. Get as much stage time as possible."

"I'm a liberal inside a liberal's body."

"I'm not a standup, but I play one on TV."