"I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick."

"Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor."

"The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off."

"You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him 'Doctor.'"

"One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good."