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"Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine."
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"I obtain great satisfaction out of using my intellect."
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"Never assume you know it all. Ask questions."
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"No one can do the learning for you."
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"Absurdity is the ecstasy of intellectualism."
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"Through shallow intellect, the mind becomes shallow, and one eats the fly, along with the sweets."
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"Marxism is the opium of the intellectuals."
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"Will minus intellect constitutes vulgarity."
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"Intellectualism came very late to America. That's why Americans are so proud of it. I found very few real intellectuals in America. But there are so many pseudo-intellectuals."
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"Nothing will be impossible for the one who reads."
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"Nobody knows it all. You must keep learning."
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"Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw."
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"Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep."
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"Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try."
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"As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you."
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"In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra."
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"Humility is no substitute for a good personality."
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"Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat."
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"Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back."
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"Food is an important part of a balanced diet."
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"Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra."
Humor
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