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"But basically, I'm trying to write a fun story."
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"A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book."
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"Fun is a good thing but only when it spoils nothing better."
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"Also, in a funny way, if you have been happily married there are no unresolved areas, nothing to prove to yourself after the other dies."
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"I think being funny is not anyone's first choice."
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"Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion."
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"Great, big, serious novels always get awards. If it's a battle between a great, big, serious novel and a funny novel, the funny novel is doomed."
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"It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget."
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"I finished the movie a month ago in downtown Los Angeles. I had a lot of fun doing it."
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"I've had a lot more fun with the training."
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"Tell me that the purpose of life is to have fun, and without a care in the world I'll begin wreaking havoc on everything I pass. Now that's what I call pure, honest fun."
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"The only reality is our society, and I mean this seriously, Western Society is a very sick society."
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"The first thing you need to run for President is a budget of around $20 million dollars a day."
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"The thing about American politics, as I've learned, is there is no choice."
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"Since the Gulf War, since the new World Order, America is now the number one arms dealer in the world."
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"If it came to saving the life of one priest or sacrificing the life of an entire congregation, the church would save the life of the priest. Which is backwards, of course."
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"Jesus gives his life for the congregation, not the other way around."
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"My main point is to entertain in a way that is unique and different from what anybody else id doing; to apply my voice in a way that nobody else in the industry is applying theirs."
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"I've done work for hire. I've worked for DC and Dark Horse."
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"That and the fact that I knew that nobody was going to publish my work at Dark Horse or DC or anywhere."
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"If I've got food and water, as long as I can exercise my mind and keep it nimble, then I'll be okay."
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