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"I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe."
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"Home wasn't a set house, or a single town on a map. It was wherever the people who loved you were, whenever you were together. Not a place, but a moment, and then another, building on each other like bricks to create a solid shelter that you take with you for your entire life, wherever you may go."
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"Laura Ingalls Wilder said, "Home is the nicest place there is."
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"My home is in Heaven. I'm just traveling through this world."
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"Home is a desk. The amalgamation of a dream. Home is the cats, my books, and my work never done. All the lost things that may one day call to me, the faces of my children who will one day call to me. Maybe we can't draw flesh from reverie nor retrieve a dusty spur, but we can gather the dream itself and bring it back uniquely whole."
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"New Orleans, city of roaches, city of decay, city of our family, and of happy, happy people."
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"I should like to know what is the proper function of women, if it is not to make reasons for husbands to stay at home, and still stronger reasons for bachelors to go out."
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"People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace."
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"I can make them voting machines sing Home Sweet Home."
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"The curious are always in some danger. If you are curious you might never come home."
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"Prepare for death, if here at night you roam, and sign your will before you sup from home."
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"If I were like your mother, I would be a woman."
Mother
"I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe."
Home
"The sky, the sky beyond the door is blue."
Sky
"I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around."
Car
"Never trust sheep."
Trust
"Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana."
Eating
"If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian."
Rap
"You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards."
Confession
"I look like Walt Disney just threw up."
Disney
"When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda."
Love
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