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Ryan Stiles

"I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe."

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"I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe."

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"If someone knew equally as much about the ins and outs of your home, it would not be your home."

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"To a homeless man, home is literally where the heart is."

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"Home wasn't a set house, or a single town on a map. It was wherever the people who loved you were, whenever you were together. Not a place, but a moment, and then another, building on each other like bricks to create a solid shelter that you take with you for your entire life, wherever you may go."

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"Nothing else has the power to calm, comfort, and care for you better than home."

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"If I don't get paid I'm going to take a whole lot of Marshall amps home with me on the plane."

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"Even the draft dodgers are not pursued and hounded. They are here on our streets, most of them... unless they are breaking Canadian laws .. are getting American dollars from Ma and Pa at home to spend here."

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"The physician can bury his mistakes, but the architect can only advise his client to plant vines - so they should go as far as possible from home to build their first buildings."

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"My home is in Heaven. I'm just traveling through this world."

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"Nothing can bring a real sense of security into the home except true love."

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"One of our deepest needs is to be at home."

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