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"I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe."
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"Sometimes to be at home is like a nightmare by Stephen King."
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"Mars will not be our new home; it will be our new hotel! Because for a new place to be our own home, we need to see the things we used to see: An autumn lake, a bird singing in the misty morning or even desert camels walking in the sunset!"
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"One is not to win the world, he has to win the home (family)."
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"Nothing else has the power to calm, comfort, and care for you better than home."
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"A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing."
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"Sometimes home is where the heart is, Eddie thought randomly. I believe that. Old Bobby Frost said home's the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. Unfortunately, it's also the place where, once you're in there, they don't ever want to let you out."
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"A novelist is, like all mortals, more fully at home on the surface of the present than in the ooze of the past."
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"Prepare for death, if here at night you roam, and sign your will before you sup from home."
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"I report to you that our country is challenged at home and abroad: that it is our will that is being tried and not our strength; our sense of purpose and not our ability to achieve a better America."
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"Home is- Where the heart wants to dwell, Where the mind wants to dance, Where the air is always pleasant, And where love is always abundant."
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"If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me."
Man
"I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982."
Control
"I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around."
Car
"I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe."
Home
"The first rule to living in America is 'Stop tap dancing, you fool!'."
America
"You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards."
Confession
"Never trust sheep."
Trust
"What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess."
Chess
"When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda."
Love
"Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana."
Eating
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