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"My house is a bit like a teenager's bedroom. The kind of pictures you have hanging up on your wall say a lot about you. I've got ones of Evel Knievel, Elvis and Starsky and Hutch, signed by David Soul."
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"The man who is always worrying about whether or not his soul would be damned generally has a soul that isn't worth a damn."
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"The most beautiful rainbow is the one inside your soul."
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"The divinity of the soul; life, light and love."
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"The magic moment in life is when your soul just connects with another soul."
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"Disappointment is a sort of bankruptcy - the bankruptcy of a soul that expends too much in hope and expectation."
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"The soul has illusions as the bird has wings: it is supported by them."
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"It is so much more difficult to live with one's body than with one's soul. One's body is so much more exacting: what it won't have it won't have, and nothing can make bitter into sweet."
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"The weakness of a soul is proportionate to the number of truths that must be kept from it."
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"We are wonderful souls in a wondrous world."
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"To breath the air of Paris preserves the soul."
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"I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself."
Love


"Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin."
Father


"You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox."
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"So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'"
Building


"So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said 'Who's speaking please?' And a voice said 'You are.'"
Home


"People ask 'do you make a conscious effort not to swear?' - if you're doing silly stuff you're not tempted to put swearing in. All the comics from my childhood, who were funny without swearing, were the people that influenced me. What I do is quite traditional anyway."
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"My house is a bit like a teenager's bedroom. The kind of pictures you have hanging up on your wall say a lot about you. I've got ones of Evel Knievel, Elvis and Starsky and Hutch, signed by David Soul."
Soul


"I was at sea the other day and loads of meat floated past. It was a bit choppy."
Day


"Black beauty - he's a dark horse."
Beauty


"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice."
Driving
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