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"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
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"My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car."
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"So for a year I spent all my time hiding from Jack Charlton in the car park practising my skills."
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"In real life, one of my friends was killed in a car accident during our sophomore year."
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"The car trip can draw the family together, as it was in the days before television when parents and children actually talked to each other."
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"Be able to back up a car for a considerable distance in a straight line and back out of a driveway."
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"I have a Volvo S60R and it's a pretty fast car, the R says it all."
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"People don't understand that it was maybe my biggest pleasure to drive an F1 car when it's wet."
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"We also listen to PJ Harvey; a lot of driving music. You need something a little more relaxing in the car."
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"I started out by believing God for a newer car than the one I was driving. I started out believing God for a nicer apartment than I had. Then I moved up."
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"First, it was not a strip bar, it was an erotic club. And second, what can I say? I'm a night owl."
Nightlife
"I am making this trip to Africa because Washington is an international city, just like Tokyo, Nigeria or Israel. As mayor, I am an international symbol. Can you deny that to Africa?"
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"People blame me because these water mains break, but I ask you, if the water mains didn't break, would it be my responsibility to fix them then?"
People
"I promise you a police car on every sidewalk."
Car
"People have criticised me because my security detail is larger than the president's. But you must ask yourself: are there more people who want to kill me than who want to kill the president? I can assure you there are."
People
"If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very very low crime rate."
Crime
"I am clearly more popular than Reagan. I am in my third term. Where's Reagan? Gone after two! Defeated by George Bush and Michael Dukakis no less."
Politics
"The brave men who died in Vietnam, more than 100% of which were black, were the ultimate sacrifice."
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"The laws in this city are clearly racist. All laws are racist. The law of gravity is racist."
Power
"I read a funny story about how the Republicans freed the slaves. The Republicans are the ones who created slavery by law in the 1600's. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves and he was not a Republican."
Fun
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