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"Women are like teabags. We don't know our true strength until we are in hot water!"

"Most women's magazines simply try to mold women into bigger and better consumers."

"No compliment can be eloquent, except as an expression of indifference."
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"I never thought I want to do anything, really, except not go to work properly and turn up at the same place every day and eat sandwiches in the same canteen, if I can possibly help it, as I don't think I'd be very good at it."

"The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty."

"I have no qualifications to do anything else and there weren't any formal application forms you had to fill in for stand-up, so I thought I'd give that a twist."

"I thought The Office was good, though I didn't think of it as a sitcom, just as a very good programme."

"It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before, but then everyone you speak to is planning to write a book."
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