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"I don't think women should look like costumes. I don't think they should look like fashion victims. I think these (clothes) are for women that want to look sexy. They want to look smart."
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"I tell women not to believe everything they read about fashion."
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"There was never yet fair woman but she made mouths in a glass."
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"I am not handsome, but when women hear me play, they come crawling to my feet."
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"It's a complicated set of opinions that women bring to the voting booth."
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"I think a woman gets more if she acts feminine."
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"After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi."
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"There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner."
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"Genteel women suppose that those things do not really exist about which it is impossible to talk in polite company."
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"The women I killed were filth - bastard prostitutes who were littering the streets. I was just cleaning up the place a bit."
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"It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before, but then everyone you speak to is planning to write a book."
Planning

"I think a lot of the time you just parody yourself."
Time

"I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate."
Woman

"One thing that's coming up a lot is: are you as grumpy as you appear from this Black Books thing."
Books

"The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty."
Life

"I don't really think of myself as an actor."
Actor

"I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s."
Famous

"Black Books adheres to a more old fashioned, traditional sitcom format, which I think works, because in its own way, it's quite theatrical."
Books

"The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job."
Truth

"We are both drawn to surreal situations so the writing was a joy."
Joy
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