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"Johnny Carson started the jokes about me and Marlin in his monologues."
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"I'm not a standup. I don't really have jokes. I don't have 10 minutes. It took a while for me to realize this."

"In New York there isn't that weird palpable competitive thing where it's friendly but everyone isn't trying to top one another with jokes when you're just hanging around."

"There's a few tunes of mine that don't have jokes, but most of them have a joke and they have a humorous point of view somewhere."

"I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once."

"I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry."

"I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes."

"I'm not Mr. Debonair Suave. I'm just a regular boy who goofs around, pulls pranks, and makes jokes. That doesn't sound very hot to me."

"This is our lance. See, you're making me laugh about this now, because there have been a few jokes on the set about what they actually look like. But, see, I personally think they'd be a great toy. So... just batteries aren't included."
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"The continued existence of wildlife and wilderness is important to the quality of life of humans."

"I don't think we're going to save anything if we go around talking about saving plants and animals only; we've got to translate that into what's in it for us."

"I had travelled pretty widely around the world even before then, so I knew where to go to film wildlife."

"Our challenge for the future is that we realize we are very much a part of the earth's ecosystem, and we must learn to respect and live according to the basic biological laws of nature."
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