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"Johnny Carson started the jokes about me and Marlin in his monologues."
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"We used to play baseball back in that field and keep an eye out for the bulls."
Baseball
"I'm a little different from all those conservation types."
Conservation
"I was amazed at the house that I grew up in; it looks practically identical to the way it was, but I couldn't recognize it because of the size of the trees."
Trees
"I have a lot of memories of Falls Church. I went to grade school in Madison Elementary School."
Church
"Everybody has a camcorder now, and they exploit these incidents and blow them all out of proportion."
Now
"The most powerful argument of all for saving open space is economics; in most states, tourism is the number two industry."
Argument
"I remember very much there in Falls Church there was a creek that was flowing down into 4 Mile Run. I believe it's now covered up where it goes under Columbia Street. I found a whole family of weasels down there."
Family
"Most of what you see now emphasizes animals being dangerous to humans."
Animals
"The quicker we humans learn that saving open space and wildlife is critical to our welfare and quality of life, maybe we'll start thinking of doing something about it."
Life
"Johnny Carson started the jokes about me and Marlin in his monologues."
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"Our show was - it remained - you know, kids could watch it and laugh at it. And they wouldn't know - they wouldn't get the jokes. But they would laugh at it. So they tell me now they have grown up and they're watching it. Now they get the jokes. But we didn't say anything blatant."
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"There's a few tunes of mine that don't have jokes, but most of them have a joke and they have a humorous point of view somewhere."
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"I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry."
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"Leo. Jason said, you're wierd. Yeah, you tell me that a lot. Leo grinned. But if you don't remember me, that means I can reuse all my old jokes. Come on!"
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"I'm not Mr. Debonair Suave. I'm just a regular boy who goofs around, pulls pranks, and makes jokes. That doesn't sound very hot to me."
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"I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes."
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"My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe."
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"I'm not a standup. I don't really have jokes. I don't have 10 minutes. It took a while for me to realize this."
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"Johnny Carson started the jokes about me and Marlin in his monologues."
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"You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic."
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