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"Har. Bloody. Har."
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"Sarcasm is one of the many services I offer to people who ask stupid questions!"
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"You again, she said, and she did not sound happy."I know, the warrior replied with a heartfelt sigh. "You're so lucky to see me twice in one day. You're honored by my presence, yada, yada, heard it all before. Let's just move on, shall we. I don't handle fawning very well."
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"Do you never get exhausted being so wholly unbearable?"
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"Look!' said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, 'Someone who cares!"
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Personal Development
"Right," Sadie said. "And Set will just stand there calmly while I read him to death."
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"When some smart ass asks you if you're driving, you say, 'Nope, just kicking the tires.' You have to make sure you actually kick them all on your way around to the passenger side. Otherwise it's like lying."
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"If you are going to do that, would you mind not jostling the bed so much?' came a sarcastic voice near the head board. 'Perhaps you could roll around on the floor."
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"We are suffering from too much sarcasm."
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"Remember, I'm the only person her who's paid to be nice to you. But not too nice. Give me any lip and I'll break your face. OK?"
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"It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs."
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"I doubted myself, and that made me doubt you. But you weren't the problem. You were never the problem. I should have trusted you, but I didn't, because I couldn't trust myself."
Trust
"They blinked in the dusk of the setting sun, a reminder that light was a recurring state."
Authority
"I laugh, and it sounds like I've been sucking helium."
Artistry
"Soap?'School of America in Paris' he explains. 'SOAP'.Nice. My father sent me here to be cleansed."
Identity
"Cricket Bell. I smiled into my phone. 'How did you get so wise?"
Perception
"I'm just as big a fool as the rest of them."
Self
"What...what about when I'm married?'We'll buy a cot. Your husband can sleep on that when he visits."
Belonging
"You're the most incredible girl I've ever known. You're gorgeous and smart, and you make me laugh like no-one else can. And I can talk to you. And I know after all this I don't deserve you, but what I'm trying to say is that I love you, Anna. Very Much."
Success
"I pull back, gasping for breath. Reeling. His breath is ragged, and I place my hands on his cheeks to steady him. 'Is this okay?' I whisper. 'Are you okay?'His reply is anguished. Honest. 'I love you."
Pain
"The more you know who you are, and what you want, the less you let things upset you."
Equilibrium
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