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"And I would be the first to admit that probably, in a lot of press conferences over the time that I have been in coaching, indulging my own sense of humor at press conferences has not been greatly to my benefit."
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"I've accepted the fact I have mental illness but when my imaginary friends start calling me crazy that's where I draw the line."
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"Crap, are you thinking what I'm thinking?""I'm thinking we have about fifteen vampires and no blood," Claire said. "Is that it?""No, I was thinking we're out of chips. Of course that's what I was thinking."
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"Got a lot of sinful idears--but they seem kinda sensible."
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"Laughter comes later, like wisdom teeth. And laughter at yourself comes last of all in a mad race with death. And sometimes, it isn't in time."
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"Never stay up on the barren heights of cleverness, but come down into the green valleys of silliness."
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"I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing."
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"If they gave him an enema, he could be buried in a matchbox."
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"Name the greatest of all inventors: Accident."
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"Pessimist - one who when he has the choice of two evils chooses both."
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"Pardon my French if you're a religious man.''I am,' Bill said, grinning.'Then get outta my cab and go to fucking church,' the cabbie said, and they both burst out laughing."
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"You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball."
Basketball

"People change over the years, and that changes situations for good and for bad."
Change

"When my time on earth is gone, and my activities here are passed, I want they bury me upside down, and my critics can kiss my ass!"
Time

"And I would be the first to admit that probably, in a lot of press conferences over the time that I have been in coaching, indulging my own sense of humor at press conferences has not been greatly to my benefit."
Humor

"As I've said, basketball has been, I think, a real cooperative venture. There have been a lot of people that have been involved in it: coaches, administrators - not recently - fans and nobody, nobody any more so than students over the years."
People

"The will to succeed is important, but what's more important is the will to prepare."
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"Well, I think it's pretty much established that I just didn't have any interest in coaching in the pros."
Coach

"Why talk now when so many things have been said without ever giving me a chance to talk?"
Chance

"Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years."
Basketball

"I don't think I have ever been out of control."
Control
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