"You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest."

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"You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest."

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"You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest."

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"I would return to the Blackadder character if the opportunity came up. I have no qualms about that at all."

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