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"Americans like fat books and thin women."
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"Single women have a dreadful propensity for being poor. Which is one very strong argument in favor of matrimony."
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"It sometimes happens that a woman is handsomer at twenty-nine than she was ten years before."
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"There are few virtuous women who are not bored with their trade."
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"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his."
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"The faces of most American women over thirty are relief maps of petulant and bewildered unhappiness."
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"I'm always rather nervous about how you talk about women who are active in politics, whether they want to be talked about as women or as politicians."
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"We say that slavery has vanished from European civilization, but this is not true. Slavery still exists, but now it applies only to women and its name is prostitution."
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"Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked."
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"I hate women because they always know where things are."
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"You can find women who have never had an affair, but it is hard to find a woman who has had just one."
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"People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately."
People
"In America, it is sport that is the opiate of the masses."
Society
"Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it."
Society
"Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down."
Car
"Don't try to make children grow up to be like you, or they may do it."
Family
"In America nothing dies easier than tradition."
Society
"Live by publicity, you'll probably die by publicity."
Society
"Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost."
Work
"A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is like the Mafia getting together to bump off the Godfather for not going to church on Sunday."
Church
"Anticipating that most poetry will be worse than carrying heavy luggage through O'Hare Airport, the public, to its loss, reads very little of it."
Poetry
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