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"Americans like fat books and thin women."
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"The surest guide to the correctness of the path that women take is joy in the struggle. Revolution is the festival of the oppressed."
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"Every woman is just a different kind of problem."
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"I live in a house with four women. Just shut up and say, Yes, ma'am."
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"There was never yet fair woman but she made mouths in a glass."
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"If we hold true to our ideals and our commitment to freedom, this generation of servicemen and women will have extended liberty to the Iraqi people, just as previous generations of Americans have all across the globe."
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"Alas, I am a woman friendless, hopeless!"
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"I know how hard it is to be a woman, especially a black woman."
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"I hate women because they always know where things are."
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"Despite the encouraging and wonderful gains and the changes for women which have occurred in my lifetime, there is still room to advance and to promote correction of the remaining deficiencies and imbalances."
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"I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem?"
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"Children rarely want to know who their parents were before they were parents, and when age finally stirs their curiosity, there is no parent left to tell them."
Age
"Anticipating that most poetry will be worse than carrying heavy luggage through O'Hare Airport, the public, to its loss, reads very little of it."
Poetry
"People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure."
People
"It seems to be a law in American life that whatever enriches us anywhere except in the wallet inevitably becomes uneconomic."
Life
"In America nothing dies easier than tradition."
Society
"Objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories: those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost."
Work
"When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible - cowards and fools."
People
"Caution: These verses may be hazardous to your solemnity."
Society
"Reporters thrive on the world's misfortune. For this reason they often take an indecent pleasure in events that dismay the rest of humanity."
Events
"Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down."
Car
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