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"I tell women not to believe everything they read about fashion."
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"There was never yet fair woman but she made mouths in a glass."
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"I am not handsome, but when women hear me play, they come crawling to my feet."
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"It's a complicated set of opinions that women bring to the voting booth."
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"I think a woman gets more if she acts feminine."
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"After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi."
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"There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner."
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"Genteel women suppose that those things do not really exist about which it is impossible to talk in polite company."
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"The women I killed were filth - bastard prostitutes who were littering the streets. I was just cleaning up the place a bit."
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"Women were freed from positive duties when they could not perform them, but not when they could."
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"Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things."
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"Don't try to make children grow up to be like you, or they may do it."
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"Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it."
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"Reporters thrive on the world's misfortune. For this reason they often take an indecent pleasure in events that dismay the rest of humanity."
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"The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist."
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"The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him."
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"Objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories: those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost."
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"Children rarely want to know who their parents were before they were parents, and when age finally stirs their curiosity, there is no parent left to tell them."
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"What the New Yorker calls home would seem like a couple of closets to most Americans, yet he manages not only to live there but also to grow trees and cockroaches right on the premises."
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"You can't enjoy light verse with a heavy heart."
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