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"The moon has been loving us with her dreamy smile for billions of years, but still she is not tired."
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"In the '20s they were telling us wed all have our own private plane and take vacations to the moon."
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"We knew it was going to be difficult to get to the moon. We didn't know how difficult."
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"The basic story for the opener is that word came through the bar that someone got knifed and killed up on the Moon Walk. It turns out to be one of the quarter regulars that everybody knows, including Maestro and Bone."
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"The moon is very rugged."
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"I lost the ball in the moon."
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"We constantly learn new lessons up here. The experiences we gather will enable us to establish a long-term station on the moon and to go on to Mars."
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"I can remember walking on the moon."
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"In September, I left the show. We were going through discussions and negotiations, and I had been on the show for about 11 years, and there were some things that I was asking for that I didn't feel were the moon or the stars."
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"The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago... had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands."
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"I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument."
Family
"My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family."
Family
"Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?"
People
"I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did."
Father
"My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this."
Father
"If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'"
Family
"I know God is real."
God
"The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more."
Years
"I turned down a movie this summer because it was nine weeks in Vancouver and my oldest daughter is 14. I've got four more summers with her. I'm not giving away nine weeks of her summer to go do a silly movie."
Daughter
"What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do."
Thought
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