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"The moon is very charming, alluring, attracting and magical, not because of its beauty, but because of its illusion and reflection of change."
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"I lost the ball in the moon."
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"Yeah we all shine on, like the moon, and the stars, and the sun."
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"The moon is very rugged."
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"But, truly, I have wept too much! The Dawns are heartbreaking. Every moon is atrocious and every sun bitter."
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"The moon is brighter since the barn burned."
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"The wailing owl Screams solitary to the mournful moon."
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"I believe that the only way that the human race is gonna survive is to start colonizing space and setting up colonies on the moon, and then space stations."
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"The moon is beautiful only when the mind is seeking beauty and the heart is loving."
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"The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago, had they happened to be within reach of predatory human hands."
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"I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument."
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"If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck."
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"I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points."
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"Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it."
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"Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip."
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"I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together."
President

"There's no down time any more."
Time

"Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling."
People

"Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist."
People

"If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck."
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