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Terry Pratchett

"Belief, he says. Belief shifts. People start out believing in the god and end up believing in the structure."

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"Belief, he says. Belief shifts. People start out believing in the god and end up believing in the structure."

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Amber Hurdle

"We Humanists behave as well as we can, without any expectation of rewards or punishments in an Afterlife. We serve as best we can the only abstraction with which we have any real familiarity, which is our community."

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"I wonder either their God has turned old, sick or died, because even the religious people no more believe in shit."

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Amber Hurdle

"What you believe and hold close to your heart, you will become."

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"The woman who preaches has poison religion. Let the respectable ones go."

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"You couldn't get a decent drink in either of them, for a start. And the boredom you got in Heaven was almost as bad as the excitement you got in Hell."

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"Deep scientific psychoanalysis reveals that excessive beliefs and dependence on religion is a superstition and fear induced psychiatric disease."

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"To get something from nothing means God will do everything and people don't have to do anything."

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Amber Hurdle

"If I worship the fact that I don't worship anything, amongst other things what I'm worshipping is denial."

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Amber Hurdle

"I don't see why the things we believe absolutely now shouldn't be just as wrong as what they believed in the past.''Neither do I.''Then how can you believe anything at all?''I don't know."

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