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"If you say a modern celebrity is an adulterer, a pervert and a drug addict, all it means is that you've read his autobiography."
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"An autobiography is the story of how a man thinks he lived."
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"One of the most attractive things about writing your autobiography is that you're not dead."
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"I believe there's only one autobiography you can do."
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"And then I wrote my first autobiography when I - well, it was 23 years ago. And since then I've written about one book every two years."
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"Just as there is nothing between the admirable omelet and the intolerable, so with autobiography."
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"A poet or prose narrator usually looks back on what he has achieved against a backdrop of the years that have passed, generally finding that some of these achievements are acceptable, while others are less so."
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"Autobiography begins with a sense of being alone. It is an orphan form."
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"I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography."
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"I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead."
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"I might go on discussing this subject at great length, but after all is said, done, and written, my own book of experiences will best show what these obstacles are, and how I managed to overcome them to some extent."
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"Whatever it is that the government does, sensible Americans would prefer that the government does it to somebody else. This is the idea behind foreign policy."
Government
"You may be surprised to discover you're rich, especially if you're broke."
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"The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary about that person."
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"In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried five of them to death, impeached one and hounded another out of office. And when all else fails, we hold an election and assassinate their character."
History
"Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper."
Family
"Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it."
Will
"Never fight an inanimate object."
Fight
"If death weren't around to 'finalize' the Darwinian process, we'd all still be amoebas."
Science
"The whole idea of government is this: If enough people get together and act in concert, they can take something and not pay for it."
Politics
"In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried five of them to death, impeached one and hounded another out of office. And when all else fails, we hold an election and assassinate their character."
Politics
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