"Wherever we've travelled in this great land of ours, we've found that people everywhere are about 90% water."

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"Wherever we've travelled in this great land of ours, we've found that people everywhere are about 90% water."

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"A lot of folks are still demanding more evidence before they actually consider Iraq a threat. For example, France wants more evidence. And you know I'm thinking, the last time France wanted more evidence they rolled right through Paris with the German flag."

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"Last night the United States dropped four 2,000 pound bombs on Saddam Hussein. I don't know anything about explosives, but, my God, do those things even need to explode?"

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"Other people's beliefs may be myths, but not mine."

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"Whatever good things people say of us, they tell us nothing new."

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"I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal."

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