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Mokokoma Mokhonoana

"Worry is to human beings - what a condom is to a man with erectile dysfunction."

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"As night goes round the Earth always there are hundreds of thousands of people who should be sleeping, lying awake, fearing a bully, fearing a cruel competition, dreading lest they cannot make good, ill of some illness they cannot comprehend, distressed by some irrational quarrel, maddened by some thwarted instinct or some suppressed perverted desire."

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"All problems begin when we start worrying what others think of us."

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"If you feel suddenly so anxious for laugh, then it's too late to find ha-ha in dictionary."

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"Worry is like a roller coaster ride that you think will take you somewhere, but it never does."

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"My native tense is future conditional, a low simmer of unspecified worry being the usual condition."

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"To conquer anxiety, love everything and fear nothing."

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"Of all the heartache I will ever know, only some of it will be real. The rest, I will create."

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"All I could think of was that the teachers must've found the illegal stash of candy I'd been selling out of my dorms room. Or maybe they'd realized I got my Essay on Tom Sawyer from the Internet without ever reading the book and now they were going to take away my grade. Or worse, they were going to make me read the book."

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"Worry is yet another side effect of dying."

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"Cath couldn't control whether she saw Levi on campus. But she could worry about it, and as long as she was worrying about it, it probably wasn't going to happen. Like some sort of anxiety vaccine. Like watching a pot to make sure it never boiled."

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"Back then, work revolved around life. Today, life revolves around work."
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"In some cases, it is the woman's stomach-not her heart-that has left her man for another."
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"Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations."
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"Tomorrow is like 'there.' Once you get 'there,' it is called 'here.' So, technically, life is a set of Todays."
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