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"It has been rumoured that I was the brains of the robbery, but that was totally incorrect. I've been described as the tea boy, which is also incorrect."
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"It has been rumoured that I was the brains of the robbery, but that was totally incorrect. I've been described as the tea boy, which is also incorrect."
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"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."
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"The tea is ice-cold, the room grows colder and colder, but I grow warmer and warmer."
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"Picture you upon my knee, just tea two and two for tea."
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"I have to wake up and drink chamomile tea to slow down."
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"The idea was to make a movie ourselves with everyone playing a cameo role. Preferably before we all go, 'cos poor old Charlie Wilson was murdered, and of course Buster has gone."
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"It has been rumoured that I was the brains of the robbery, but that was totally incorrect. I've been described as the tea boy, which is also incorrect."
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"There's a difference between criminals and crooks. Crooks steal. Criminals blow some guy's brains out. I'm a crook."
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"There has been so much rubbish written up in the papers over the years."
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"I used to have a list of things from my school buddies of what kind of art material they wanted. I'd go up to the West End of London and spend the whole day knocking stuff off."
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"I am no longer a criminal. I gave up that practice years ago."
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"The last thing I stole was a box of Coca Cola from a parked truck in Adelaide. I was nice and drunk. It was New Year's Eve. And that was about 28 years ago."
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"Banks' beer. There's nothing like it! To Brazil. And to Barbados justice."
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"I won a scholarship with the Brixton School of Building. I screwed around, not putting in a proper attendance."
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"One report said that since my time on the run I've had 2,500 girlfriends. I mean you got to realize, I've been on the run for more than 30 years, I have got to have had more than that!"
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