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"I would say that the single most important conclusion I reached after traveling through Japan as well as countless hours reading studying and analyzing this fascinating culture is that you should always tighten the cap on the shampoo bottle before you put it in your suitcase."
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"The tourist may complain of other tourists, but he would be lost without them."
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"I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them."
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"All travel has its advantages. If the passenger visits better countries, he may learn to improve his own. And if fortune carries him to worse, he may learn to enjoy it."
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"If interstellar travel is as time- or energy- demanding as the above figures indicate, it is far from obvious what the motive for colonization might be."
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"I don't travel to learn about the world. I travel for the joy of traveling."
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"Every travel is blessed adventure."
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"A man must carry knowledge with him if he would bring home knowledge."
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"The study of maps and the perusal of travel books aroused in me a secret fascination that was at times almost irresistible."
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"Travel doesn't become adventure until you leave yourself behind."
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"Don't talk about heaven if you've never been to Bali."
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"Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night."
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"As you get older; you've probably noticed that you tend to forget things. You'll be talking with somebody at a party, and you'll know that you know this person, but no matter how hard you try, you can't remember his or her name. This can be very embarassing, especially if he or she turns out to be your spouse."
Aging
"Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television without seeing them, although sometimes you have to hunt around."
Television
"My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible."
Humor
"The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire."
Now
"Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects."
Statistics
"Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance."
Dance
"Miami drivers will attempt to pass you inside a car wash."
Driving
"Aside from velcro, time is the most mysterious substance in the universe. You can't see it or touch it, yet a plumber can charge you upwards of seventy-five dollars per hour for it, without necessarily fixing anything."
Humor
"I would say that the single most important conclusion I reached after traveling through Japan as well as countless hours reading studying and analyzing this fascinating culture is that you should always tighten the cap on the shampoo bottle before you put it in your suitcase."
Travel
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