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"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall."
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"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall."
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"I was very lucky in as much as I played a lot of tennis."
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"One of the greatest joys of tennis is having a nice volley and not really keeping score, not really looking at the lines, but just catching up with each other."
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"I call tennis the McDonald's of sport - you go in, they make a quick buck out of you, and you're out."
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"I had not picked up a tennis racket in 15 years, so I tried."
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"I've been playing tennis, and just whatever sport is in front of me I will do."
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"The only way to quieten me is to invite me to a tennis match."
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"Balls should be good for at least six sets, and for more for the average player. But if the rallies are long, they do not last as long as this. There is a fuzz on the surface that wears off on the hard court."
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"Venus told me the other day that champions don't get nervous in tight situations. That really helped me a lot. I decided I shouldn't get nervous and just do the best I can."
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"No player can become accustomed to New York's climate in August in a few days. The playing conditions, the courts in New York and France are very different."
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"My sister wanted to be an actress, but she never made it. She does live in a trailer. She got halfway. She's an actress, she just never gets called to the set."
Sister
"People teach their dogs to sit; it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky."
Life
"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."
Plants
"I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that."
Girlfriend
"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall."
Tennis
"All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me."
Funny
"I wish I could play little league now. I'd be way better than before."
Now
"An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
Order
"I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming."
Car
"I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit."
Business
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