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"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall."
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"I call tennis the McDonald's of sport - you go in, they make a quick buck out of you, and you're out."
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"The only way to quieten me is to invite me to a tennis match."
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"I have a strong tennis arm."
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"No player can become accustomed to New York's climate in August in a few days. The playing conditions, the courts in New York and France are very different."
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"A good thing is I've been playing tennis I think every day for the last two months. I really haven't had a day off. I've been doing things that I did used to do."
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"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall."
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"I had not picked up a tennis racket in 15 years, so I tried."
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"I was very lucky in as much as I played a lot of tennis."
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"I've been playing tennis, and just whatever sport is in front of me I will do."
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"Balls should be good for at least six sets, and for more for the average player. But if the rallies are long, they do not last as long as this. There is a fuzz on the surface that wears off on the hard court."
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"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall."
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