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Erma Bombeck

"A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest."

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"A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest."

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"If we take matrimony at it's lowest, we regard it as a sort of friendship recognised by the police."

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"A good friend loves you when the condition is better, a best friend holds your hand when you're in gutter."

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"What lies before us? Horrible thoughts arise in my heart. If we had died before today we should have been happy."

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"A good friend is someone who can love you like a dog and talk to you like a human."

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